Friday, March 13, 2009

Pat Kelly Sings


REAL TALK...
You've cleaned your room, put on clean underwear, had a couple drinks, and have that special someone over and you're trying to get down. What are you gonna put on? Some aggro Swedish thrash? Fuck no, you'll bust in a second. Whiny synthesizer post punk? Boner kill! Sure, you could put on some R. Kelly, but are you REALLY gonne live up to THAT expectation? You better have a 12 inch dick or be a super freak.
Let me suggest the soothing sounds of Pat Kelly, sure to put you in the mood and get that lovin' right. A bone-ified classic.

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2 comments:

Freckles said...

i think you got it spot on.

brain disease said...

have you heard the percy sledge version of dark end of the street? best version. it is lauren by the way